Wall Gang Comes Back From The Dead
Transcribed from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vv10euGvTw
Hello everyone, it is your favorite news anchor, ItsBrainy; here with another piece of Vortex News.
We interrupt this programming for a piece of breaking news here today.
As you can see behind me, there are people in the Wall Gang that have supposedly revived the group. Vortex News took you on the scene, live, with interviews and conversation with the Wall Gang'ers, or whatever you want to call them, I'm not really sure what to call them because there's no official verdict
Cameras panned to the scene. "As you can see, these are the wall gangs," Brainy noted, before admitting some uncertainty about the group's motives. "I really am not too sure as to what their reasoning for doing this is, but I don't question. We got to find this out right now."
DIALOGUE BETWEEN THE GANG AND BRAINY
"excuse me guys, as part of Vortex News may I ask what made you get on the wall even though the club died?"
UnCookify doesn't even hesitate.
"maybe that will make roblox lock in"
There's a pause, some shuffling around, then Thephoenix spots someone else showing up and just yells it out.
"renes?!"
UnCookify glances over like it's no big deal.
"its not yet dev. its to early before they notice"
Then DecayingDivinity, who's been quiet this whole time, says something kinda random out of nowhere.
"the wall is like a colonial organism"
Nobody really responds to that. fizzySoda0 just mutters:
"wall cub"
DecayingDivinity keeps going with it though, like he's actually being sincere.
"without each other we would be nothing"
fizzySoda0 isn't buying it.
"its dead"
NotMelt jumps in to back someone up, mentioning a channel.
"yeah thats his channel its pretty popular"
Thephoenix isn't convinced either, brings up polls like it's a real debate now.
"polls suggest its dead"
Things start drifting into drama after that. Thephoenix throws out a new accusation completely unprompted.
"purple mafia hates wall gang thx???"
Then a second later, more heated.
"bro betrayed his family!"
Some random guy named toiletgod pipes up with an ID reveal nobody asked for.
"toilet god is tutt"
Thephoenix takes that as a threat basically.
"sharp will hear about this"
It gets quiet for a bit after that, like the group is tense. Then NotMelt says one word that changes the whole vibe.
"kold"
And follows it up right after, low and serious.
"no im stopping you"
Brainy, still holding the camera, sounds genuinely confused.
"me???"
"stopping Vortex News?"
NotMelt doesn't soften it at all.
"the news will NOT spread"
Brainy tries to reason with him, reminding him what's actually happening right now.
"we are live rn"
Some random bystander named kole notices something off before anyone else does.
"why are you red"
Then Thephoenix narrates it like a commentator watching a fight.
"shot's him"
Chat or whoever's watching starts freaking out.
"LIVE???" jcbrown007 asks.
"who's live" Thephoenix says back, almost like he forgot.
Brainy tries to explain the size of it all, sounding kinda proud even with everything going on.
"vortexia is seeing this"
"as we speak"
MrCheeseMan reacts to the whole thing with zero urgency.
"cool"
NotMelt just accepts it, no fight left in his voice.
"alright then"
Thephoenix, though, isn't done. One last word.
"die"
And then, right as the tension peaks, NotMelt stomps the camera.
BACK TO NEWS
In further breaking news, warrants have been issued for two players' arrests. Vortex News is urging residents to stay alert.
"Please watch out for these users as you walk around Vortex this afternoon, or evening, or morning, or night, or whatever time," Brainy warned. "Just watch out because these players are on the loose and could stomp your camera as well."
Closing out the broadcast, Brainy announced a short break from anchoring duties.
"I wanted to say that I will be gone until Sunday, so I will not be making the news," Brainy said. "Other people will, so I cannot guarantee the quality of it. However, I am relying on these people to get it made. So you will see different hosts, you will see different people."
Brainy signed off with well wishes for viewers. "I hope you guys enjoy your week. This is Brainy signing off. And now, we give you what happens when it matters."